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Michael Jackson and Neverland safe...

Seriously? Wow. Apparently Michael Jackson managed to REFINANCE Neverland Ranch to avoid public auction that was set for March 19th. Who on earth was willing to REFINANCE Michael Jackson's $24.5 MILLION that he owed for Neverland? Jackson attorney L. Londell McMillan said on Thursday that Jackson worked out a "confidential" agreement with Fortress Investment Group, LLC.

Again, wow. What a lucky break. Too bad he couldn't catch a lucky break with his ever diminishing nose...

Michael Jackson facing Neverland Foreclosure

Oh Lord. Michael Jackson is finally losing his Neverland ranch. Neverland Valley Ranch in California will be foreclosed and sold on March 19 unless the pop star pays a balance of nearly $25 million, property records showed on Tuesday.

The onetime "King of Pop" has owned the 2,800-acre ranch in foothills above the California coast since 1988, naming it after the J.M. Barrie Peter Pan stories. Jacko, famously outfitted the property with a private zoo and amusement park and covered it with statues of Peter Pan characters.

Apparently everything must go aside from personal effects. So you could own a piece of Neverland people! It could be a toaster oven, or a coffee maker, or hell...a statue of Peter flippin' Pan. Even the Merry-go-round is going to the highest bidder. Good luck with that Michael. Maybe you should'a saved some of that money you spent to get rid of that pesky thing that was on your face...you know, your nose...Even the King of Pop's gotta pay his bills. Oops! Somebody forgot to hire an accountant!