No-No. Leave Dolly Alone.

Country music star Dolly Parton has thrown a punch back against Howard Stern's satellite radio show, which last week manipulated recordings from one of her audio books into seemingly racist and sexually graphic sound bites. Now why on Earth would anyone want to mess with Dolly? She's one of the nicest celebrities in the business. I mean, I know Howard Stern makes stuff up for shock and a laugh...and it's all in good fun, but Dolly? Poor Dolly.

Dolly Parton released this statement:

"I have never been so shocked, hurt and humiliated in all my life,"

"I cannot believe what Howard Stern has done to me. In a blue million years, I would never have such vulgar things come out of my mouth. They have done editing or some sort of trickery to make this horrible, horrible thing. Please accept my apology for them and certainly know I had nothing to do with this."

"If there was ever going to be a lawsuit, it's going to be over this. Just wanted you to know that I am completely devastated by this."

If you want to know what the hub-bub is all about, I don't want to embed the clip here, however you can listen if you want here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grEx37St_XM

I say bury his ass in the court room Miss Dolly.